Lucastonian Elitists Threaten to Infiltrate New York Hardcore Scene
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A scene that has historically fought off Racist Skinheads and Neo-Nazis, now finds itself in the grip of a new fascist threat, The Lucastonian Elitists.
Based on their belief that anything other than George Lucas's vision for the Star Wars Movie Franchise is null and void, Lucastonians are on a mission to persuade every one in the New York Hardcore Scene to join their movement, and are willing to use violence if necessary.
"I don’t mind historical background when it’s done by the person who created the characters. Not when it’s done by a movie studio trying to rake in as much money as possible. I find that very insulting" states a man who refused to tell this reporter his real name, choosing to only call himself the "NAA Bass Meister"(pictured below). Although other members of his band NONE ABOVE ALL don't agree with his elitist views, they tolerate it due to his "exceptional bass skills".
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