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Denys Gardner has reportedly been smashing OAP’s on Hendon beach. Police are wanting to speak to him regarding multiple attempted orgys with a large amount of mackril while fishing roker pier.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of this man please call the police immediately. He is believe to be wearing a black superdry coat and looks like a caveman mixed with a terrorist.
He was believed to be hiding away at Seaburn Morrison’s skatepark hiding in the bushes singing “what have we done to the world, look what we’ve done”, if you live in the near by area we suggest you lock your windows and doors as he’s been trying to gain entry into easy targeted households and stealing there rolling tobacco to roll git big bingies.
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