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A Scottish man has been arrested in connection with the dissapearnce of Madeline McCann. Mr Baird, 27, from Perth makes regular trips from Scotland to Portugal but has somehow went under the radar until now. It was the accuseds partner who make the shocking discovery when visiting the the fridge to find McCanns body chopped up into pieces. Hayley Murdock said “Stuart knows I’m a veggie and I don’t like meat in my side of the fridge, I was fuming when one of madlines fingers slipped on to my side”. Mr Baird faces death row where he has asked for “a bag of raw onions for his last meal, hold the maddie”. He can be seen in the photo above making sure she would fit in the boot of his Hyundai auto mobile.

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