18 Year Old Man is Allegedly Father of Potentially 50 Kids After Accidentally Ejaculating into Pool
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Breaking news from Missouri:
An 18 year old college student is currently being questioned and flooded with paternity tests after his first college party at the University of Missouri - Columbia went rogue. After an alleged “hook-up session” with an unknown sorority member that was described by the man as “below-average brain, but about a dirty six overall”, the 18 year old proceeded to enter a partially-crowded pool in which several dozen women were also located.
The man was not aware that he had somehow ejaculated into the pool, but after pregnancy tests across the sorority went awry with positives, he confessed to the possibility of the act with good intentions.
More information will be added to this article as BreakingNews247 becomes aware of any further proceedings and actions.
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