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Local Haverstraw resident, Jose Guzman (18yo), was found unconscious in his room late afternoon. The young boy was rushed to the hospital to provide life saving procedures. Jose unfortunately passed away. The medical report says that the cause of death was two dicks to many. Jose leaves behind a piano, a bass, and a list of girls on Snapchat. The wake will be held never, as it turns out Jose was an illegal and his body has to be sent back to DR in a boat. Rest In Peace Jose Emanuel Guzman. You will be missed.

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