Facebook Community Jeffco 411 has people from around the world paying attention
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Recently a Facebook Community, Jeffco 411, has caught the world's attention. People from countries all over the globe and even some world leaders follow the page religiously. They do so because, as one you an official was quoted saying, "We can't get enough of their American hillbilly honky-ness." Others have been rumored as saying they love the bickering and compared to the likes of the American show 'Jerry Springer.'
Mariskia Hertngayizki of a small village outside of Czechoslovakia was quoted saying, "these people what you call them hillbilly cracker people they are so unschooled they sound like they know nothing, like they have never been taught anything by their parents or any teachers, but it is so funny to watch them fight on the internet. It's my favorite thing to do when I am on the internet. Go to Facebook Jeffco 411 and see what the American hillbillies are fighting about today. My friends and I will read it while we are together and we always laugh. American hillbilly crackers Jeffco 411 are funny. Like animals in the circus in cages. That's what they make us laugh like. When we are watching the funny animals."
Some have even gone as far as to create fake profiles that show their current residence as USA Missouri, and will participate in the rhetoric. Says Jeremy Vander Van Sleet of Berlin Germany, "my English is not the best so I have to use the Translating on my phone often but still they always seem to be provking by anything I say. I'm not sure what's eating a bag of dicks is, or why people will some of the time call me by the girl named Felicia, but I am told that quite often and I find it very funny. I love American hillbilly people Jeffco 411!"
While there have been many different answers to the question of how did you find this community or what brought you to it the general consensus is that a friend shared a post from Jeffco 411 that people found amusing thus causing them to religiously follow the community.
It is unaware if any of the participants of the Jeffco 411 Facebook Community are aware of just how Global their reach has become, but it's probably safe to say if anyone told them they wouldn't believe it anyway.
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