Mans Facebook account stolen by "Troll bot"
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Over 1000 facebook profiles have been infected by a "social bug" says Professor Johanna Dark of the Carrington Institute. The virus has adapted and passed the Turing test in over 100 double-blind tests, which make it very difficult to know when a victim of the virus are actually posting from their computer, or if the malicious algorithm is manifesting. "It takes the users facebook likes, friends, previous comments, and political ideologies, and [dynamically structures the most offensive possible outcome.]" In other words, the virus is causing havoc for users such as Pamela Dison, Kelly Weinstein, George Fiore [pictured], Davis Morehouse, Skank Hunt, and the Facebook Fanpage for the Andy Griffith Show. Users infected confess that their experience on social media didn't seem all that different at first, however upon getting some nasty personal messages from strangers seemingly defending points to arguments they do not recall interacting in, they went back to previous entries and were shocked. "I never said Donald Trump was a sexxy beast!" said Kelly Weinstein of Tampa Florida. "I suddenly found myself barraged with dozens of unflattering photos of our President, asking how I could possibly be sexually attracted to such a grotesque individual." Johanna Dark says that the Carrington Institute is "close" to finding an anti-virus for the advanced social bug, but that total eradication is at least several months away. BreakingNews247 will bring you updates as this story unfolds. Until then, if you see someone on this list posting offensive content, be kind and simply ignore the viral Troll.
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