Linda steels £88.00 of food and essentials from Asda Penryn

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Linda Grant from Troon, was seen by multiple witnesses walking into Asda Penryn on Thursday 4th of November 2016. she did not also put the pound coin in the slot of the trolley. By now the security guards were curious about her. As she was wondering around like a casual customer. an employee approached her, she said "Excuse me ma'am, but you don't seem to have a purse, are you paying for these items?" Linda replied shouting "I have had a f*****g bad day at work, how could you make it any f*****g worse." by this time the employee ran of and wondering weather to resign or not. The security guards are swarming the shop, hunting the suspect down. It was chaos. Linda spotted the guard. she sprinted for the exit, pushing everything in her path. the police have been called by this point. but it is to late. The shopping trolley and the shopping in the car and she was recorded on the speed camera at 94 mph. if you see Linda, please do not hesitate to call the police.

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