Hillary Clinton new Sith apprentice. Kills man with red hat.

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Reports are sketchy at this time.
But it has been reported that Hillary came out of the woods and killed a man. The man was wearing a red hat with white lettering. The man who died said the force was strong within him. He was asked if she said anything before she used the dark side of the force to choke him to death. He said the only thing she said was Tru...
reporter looking shocked and said Tru...? The dead man said yes Tru...!!!
She came out of the woods in Distubing dark black leather. Which is normally worn by the Sith. Her master Dismal Obama was no where to be seen.
Some are calling her Darth Hillary but this is not likely to be true as to not insult Darth Vader or Dath Maul. Rumors are swirling about a more likely name Benghazi Killary. but cannot be substantiated at this time.
In other news Trump was seen with plans to repeal and remove death stare care. But fears are swirling that the senate and security agencies are under the control of Dismal Obama.
This has been another TRUE fake news report!!!

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