Carry- out stores in the DMV will soon be forced to close.
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Due to lack of proper food preparations and rodents all DMV local carry-out restaurants will soon be forced to close by the U.S. Department of Health. 87 of all DMV carry-outs had a high risk of mold, fungus, and rodents in their kitchens. There have been many cases where rats were used and served as meals to the public. The U.S. Department of health stated "since it isn't illegal for rodents to be served as meals the restaurants that were serving rodents will not be held accountable but, will be fined and shut down for false advertisement of product". Seeming as though some customers weren't eating what was displayed or listed but better yet lunching on "Rats".
Mumbo sauce will be sold to the popular and famous chicken franchise "Buffalo wild wings". The CEO Sally J. Smith stated " we are extremely happy to have taken the opportunity to take the ownership and recipe of our Nations Capital favored urban chicken sauce and to assure you all it has been put in good hands".
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