All Mill Valley Resident Stay Safe And Beware.

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Be cautious if you are living or currently in down town Mill Valley. A man with a history of attacking and even murdering young women under the age of 18has recently been spotted. The man is said to be around 6'1" and is Caucasian and maybe Hispanic. He is wearing plad pajama pants and a hoddie. He may have a blue backpack on. The official word from the authorities is to say inside or evacuate until we get further notice. He was seen around 5:00 today and has not been found.

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