Halloween is declared Mircoaggression Day by Vermont
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After years of everyone getting offended on just about everything from someone saying hello to calling someone a chocolate chip cookie the State of Vermont has finally decided enough is enough and declare halloween as microaggression day.
Its getting so absurd, everyone is fucking pissed off at everyone these days, just make it a fucking holiday alright, says Daniel Bremen, Director of Recreational and Activities.
One resident of Vermont Ivan Talmadge says he's freaking glad. People can be so PC about almost anything these days, just make it a holiday and that way everyone can get offended and fall out of their chairs in shock all at once.
On mircoaggression day everything is a mircoaggression and all citizens of Vermont are declared wrong and offensive. The entire state will apologize for offending the rest of the United States and the Western World.
One person who refused to give a name however objected, sayings Miroaggressions are just like farts and shit happens. I literally just say fucked up shit, I don't why, I guess its naturally, like sneezing or taking a dump on my neighbors lawn when I am drink, it is what it is.
The new holiday is expected to lose over $400 million dollars due to everyone being so offended and claims for disability benefits are expected to rise by over 1 billion percent.
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