UFO abducts local man, again!!

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Tom Adams was walking down Ferry street street when a UFO "came out of nowhere" said one witness. "It looked like a bolt of lightning" said another. The CIA and FBI are on the scene in front of the Eagles talking to witnesses. Many men in black were observed in the park privately questioning witnesses. An occasional bright light could be seen and the witness would just walk away.

Some witnesses said it was totally quiet, "it was more like a quick flash" said Carol D of Malden, "I was driving by and stopped to talk to Tom and then all of a sudden he was gone, we are all going to miss him" said Pete H from Everett.

There will be a candle light vigil at Bell Rock Park at 9pm Friday. BYOC. Donations can be made to Paul Adams of Texas. Cash only please.

Strangely enough, Mr Adams was abducted only a few years ago but was returned with no memory of the abduction. We can only hope he is returned this time as well. God Speed TA, We're waiting for you!!

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