BREAKING: Alvin Gentry fined for asking too much in Lakers' trade for Anthony Davis
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Alvin Gentry, head coach of the New Orleans Pelicans, has been given a hefty fine from the NBA for disrupting trade negotiation with the Lakers over Anthony Davis. After Los Angeles offered Brandom Ingram, Kyle Kuzma, the talentless Lonzo Ball and two first round picks, the Pelicans denied the offer. After waiting for a counter offer, Coach Alvin Gentry responded saying he wants "more". Sources say the coach said "I also want Magic Johnsons' key to his house, I want his cars, his 2018 tax returns, one of them bitches who gave him AIDs, I also want Rondo to tuck my kids in at night, and signed picture with LeBron in nothing but a speedo", he continued "you give me all that shit, and I'll personally drive Davis to Los Angeles right now". Lakers have yet to respond to Gentry's outrages trade offer but sources say Magic is apparently thinking over the offer and has even bought LeBron a Lakers edition see-through speedo.
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