Drew Carey's bastard son shot by mentally unstable Tinder date
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San Diego-After reportedly hooking up for the first time after matching on Tinder. Alcoholic and sex addict, Cesar Nunez was shot twice by religious fundamentalist Jan Kanesi, after she read through Nunez's Instagram messages.
"It's a real shame." Mario, a close of Nunez told reporters upon learning of his death "I couldn't find that sick bass pedal of his." Before going on a rambling about how Nunez's death was apart of "...the winds & chaos of Nikosami.." and than proceeded to talk about a past romantic relationship for 90 minutes.
Police decided not press murder charges against Kanesi, after speaking with Nunez's next of kin. Who wanted his murder to be viewed as a "positive occasion for the community" and a "reason to celebrate".
When reached for comment regarding his son's death a rep for Drew Carey released a statement saying:
"...Mr. Nunez was in no way shape or form related to Mr. Carey. All paternity tests and lawsuits stating otherwise are fabricated tabloid lies and rumors. And, any further allegations that Mr. Carey had placed a bounty on his only child's head due to their mutual involvement in The international drug trade, are false and misleading allegations."
As we were leaving Nunez's grandmother yelled at our repoter in Spanish that Nunez was practicing "black magic and witchcraft" and listening to "negro rock n roll music" and engaging in "homosexual orgies" with a group called "Tsunami Night time" which may have lead to his early death.
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