Springsteen Re-Hires Former Drum Technician

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Bruce Springsteen's management team announced today they have reached out to and re-hired a former technician to work on tour for Max Weinberg, citing their difficulties in obtaining anyone else to do the job, even with a potential employee pool of more than 300 million.

Thrill Hill Management issued the following statement: "We've been going through drum techs like crazy and Ted Leonard is the only person who has the talent as well as temperament to withstand the rigors of working for Max on a long-term basis. He will be departing his current position working for the City of Vantaa in Finland and joining the tour. Max will be setting up his own gear from now until Ted's arrival in 2 weeks".

Ted has been road-retired for the past 25 years, but says he's looking forward to getting back on the road, especially considering the sizeable salary increase that he has negotiated.

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