Wanted for quadruple murder.
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Madge Gyimah aka Madge "Ole Battleaxe" Williams, know by her street name LenoraJoy is wanted by Columbus Police after four bodies were found in an abandoned house on 39th and Lennox. Officer Pettie Fiablo was first on the scene with what he described was worse than thanksgiving at a house full of starving fat people.
"I just don't see how one human could even think about doing this to another" the officer told reporters after blocking off the crime scene.
"I mean look at them, the could have been practice for our new guys"
Madge is to be considered armed and dangerous and wielding a walker and cane. One if the witnesses who was also one if the victims had this to say.
"She got us good on mud my man, took my bro out with her cane and ran me over with her walker. If I wasn't dead I'd stomp her for real, on my shoes I swear."
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