Cisco Loboes Destined To Sweep AAA D2 State Football Championships until 2033
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The cause of Cisco's inability to completely dominate Texas in football has been found, and uprooted. Literally. Experts say the turf on Chesley field in Cisco had been contaminated by a buildup of "L" (lose) molecules over the 15 years it had been in use. These molecular L traces from the Lobo opponents had amassed over the years and had begun to attach to the Cisco player's equipment and uniforms . Scientists believe these L molecules are to blame for the 6 Lobo losses at home since 2002 and most likely contributed to several playoff defeats as well.
The Lobo Nation can take heart, as new turf has been installed over the summer. The new turf is L repellent and sources say looks "awesome".
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