Emily (MUA)
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Hi I'm Emily an aspiring mua I thought this would be my best way of getting my name out there. I'm quite good at makeup definitely better than 99 of people in plymouth anyway. I'm going to charge about 40 quid for a makeover but trust me you'll go from the 2 that you are to at least a 7 babe. I use all genuine products like that i get at "discounted" prices I know all the latest techniques and I will promise to always brush my teeth before appointments as a result of the complaints I've had previously saying about my "dog breath" hit me up in private message for an appointment!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
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octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images