Man Caught Eating Ass in Public

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Two Ogden fishermen are now in custody after officials say the pair were caught eating ass near the Weber River. "I was in disbelief." Said Hugh Janus, a eye witness. "He was going in as if he hadn't eaten in weeks, years even." Josh, 22, and Tyler, 24, are the two men in custody. Tyler, the reciever, had no comments related to the incident. Josh however, had a lot to say. "It's 2017, eating ass is in these days. I'm upset this is being blown out if proportion. If only Tyler's dierrere was in proportion. Man's thick and looks like a snack, how can you blame me?" Both men will be charged with ass-slaughter and sentenced to 69 hours of community service, and dental hygiene classes.

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