Chucky Brown's Hood TV and Films Set To Release "Shuffle's History of Hardcore and Heavy Metal" Documentary

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"Well, uhm, yeah Dude, you see uhm Dee Snider met Roger Miret at Scott Ian's house, and uhm they started jamming and well uhm Pantera was born".
...And so the story begins. Hardcore drum icon Shuffles narrates a mesmerizing account of how Heavy Metal and Hardcore music came to be in his new documentary film "Shuffle's History of Hardcore and Heavy Metal", directed by Shuffles and produced by Chucky Brown of "Chucky Brown's Hood TV and Films Studio". Fans will sit attentively through the 12 minute film as Shufffles imparts his wisdom of musical history on the audience.
"Yup dude, Chris Cornell was the original bass player for Nuclear Assault, but then they got into a fight over royalties and they split up. That's why you had the original "Nuclear Assault" with Dan Lilker and Udo Dirkschneider, and you had Chris' band "Nuclear Cro-Mag Garden". Oh and I think Udo became an Episcopalian or something."
When asked what it was like filming Shuffles for the movie, Chucky Brown said "Half the time I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about, but he's cool so it was fun".
"Shuffle's History of Hardcore and Heavy Metal" is set to be released as a Summer Blockbuster in 2018 with limited engagements in Bulgaria.
When asked why the movie will only be screened in Bulgaria, Shuffles explained " Because Examine is HUGE in Bulgaria."

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