Cincinnati Man selected for Trump Cabinet position
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A Cincinnati man Mark Mattison, has been in talks with the President elect Donald Trump's team as a possible Secretary of Defense member. Mr. Trump, recalling Mr Mattison's kickass part of the 927th CES Fire department of Selfridge ANGB, Michigan, was vetting several candidates and was quite impressed with the former Air Force Reserve Staff Sergeant. "This guy really deserves to be on my team, he ROCKS." Talks have been progressing well but Mr Mattison stated ; "it's all about the Benjamins"
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