Governor Whitmer Announces Gambling Crackdown; Will Close All Poker Rooms

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Governor Whitmer Announces Gambling Crackdown; Will Close All Poker Rooms

Citing increasing rates of covid transmission traced to poker rooms; Governor Whitmer announced immediate closure of all poker rooms in Michigan.

Since the COVID-19 pandemic began, poker rooms have been some of the last gambling areas to spring back to life. It’s considered a high-risk activity. Players touch cards. Chips change hands. Players sit very near to each other. Essentially, it’s a hotbed for viral transmission.

Several recent super spreader events have been traced to Michigan's numerous poker rooms, including one at the MGM Grand Detroit.

These dens of vice are a public health hazard, said a spokesman for the Governor's office.

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