You Wont Believe What This Local Autist Did With A New iPad
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Suq Madiq, buzzfeed.com
Just a few days after local autist Luke Stockless was granted an iPad by local samiritan-turned child molester Jared Fogle, he broke it after its mother Toby Stockless refused to let him watch homosexual pornographic material in a library. Feeling heartwarmed by this story, we gave it a new iPad.
"I named it Luke because he had luke in surviving my abortion attempt.” said its mother Toby Stockless when asked about this.
However, we soon found out that the iPad gave him no joy. After taking an online pregnancy quiz, he found out that he was pregnant with an African American.
“This is the most retarded thing I’ve seen since my ex-husband’s divorce.” said local autist’s mother Toby Stockless.
According to new eyewitness reports, local autist has now joined a rape support group because an anonymous hacker codenamed “Uncle” keeps sending local autist penile pornographic material.
Reporting for Buzzfeed News, this is Suq Madiq.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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