LOCAL DERBY MAN PATRICK ANNABLE GETS CAUGHT IN PEG RETALIATION CONFLICT AND LOOKS A TWAT IN CITY BAR
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LOCAL DERBY MAN , PATRICK ANNABLE WAS CAUGHT IN A VICIOUS PEG RETALIATION CONFLICT IN THE EARLY HOURS OF LAST SUNDAY MORNING ACCORDING TO NEARBY ONLOOKERS.
MR ANNABLE OF NO FIXED ABODE, WAS SEEN TO BE IN A STATE OF ALARM AND PANIC AS A FELLOW FRIEND MANAGED TO CLIP A PEG ON HIS BACK WHILST IN THE THROWS OF REVELLING IN THE CITY WITH A GROUP OF HIS PALS .
SPEAKING OPEN AND CANDIDLY ABOUT THE INCIDENT, PATRICK TOLD REPORTER JEFF CUMMINGS OF THE DERBY SPOTLIGHT MAGAZINE, " HONESTLY MATE ! I DIDN, T SEE IT COMING , I WAS HALF COOKED FOR A START AND WHOEVER DID IT, WILL BE NOT ONLY GETTING THE BILL FOR CREASING MY SHIRT BUT ALSO A PRETTY HEFTY KNUCKLE SARNIE. I LOOKED A RIGHT TWAT !! "
" I GO OUT FOR A GREAT NIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS ! I,M NOT BLOODY HAVING IT !"
REPORTS CLAIM THAT THE CULPRIT IN QUESTION IS NON OTHER THAN JOHN O LEARY ALSO OF NO FIXED ABODE, SAID TO BE A BIT OF A PRANKSTER AND A SOCIAL MISFIT.
WE APPROACHED MR O LEARY CONCERNING THIS ACCUSATION AND HE TOLD US , THAT HE WAS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF IT , CLAIMING HE WAS ACTUALLY DRINKING AT THE HAIRY DOG AT THE TIME.
SINCE REPORTING THIS ARTICLE , WE HAVE SEEN NEITHER MR ANNABLE NOR MR O LEARY AND ASSUME THEY,VE BOTH GONE UNDERGROUND AND CARE NOT TO DISCUSS THE MATTER FURTHER.
HOWEVER LATE TUESDAY AFTERNOON , WE RECEIVED A CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN PERSON CLAIMING THAT THE ACTUAL REAL PERSON THAT DID THIS WAS PHIL WREN , ALSO OF NO FIXED ABODE.
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