Mob boss hiding in the deep south!

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The most ruthless of all of the organized crime rings is in hiding in central Alabama. After 2 long years of pure terror, police belive they are getting close. "Baby Face Jack", is reportedly in hiding but, police believe they are close. He has the highest bond in the history of the judicial system at a staggering 2.5 bottles of choc-choc. If he is caught the people of the Paw Patrol Islands is trying to force the court to offer a more harsh punishment than 1bottle of choc-choc. Instead they are looking for at least 3 bottles of choc-choc for thecrime leader. Babby Face has been on the run for quite some time and could be trying to get down to Mobile, Alabama where he has at least 6 confirmed babby mommas. If he is able to make it to Mobile are, he plans on joining all 44 of his sons together and all 28 of his daughters together to bring his gang back together. The " 205 CREW" is the most deadly group know to mankind.

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