Officials Searching For Jamey Chapman.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 37302 Shares
Officials today confirmed that anyone that gives them information leading to the capture of Chapman will be entitled to $.38000000. Mr. Chapman is being sought after for having all the things every man could ever want. His smile is brighter than the sun, he appears to be the absolute most funniest man on earth. He has made the most interesting man in world retire because after meeting Mr. Chapman everyone else is boring. He is known as the only person to take out Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee , Money Mayweather, Iron Mike Tyson, Connor McGregor, Muhammad Ali, The Rock Dwayne Johnson with one swing from The George Forman grill. He invented the Transformers merely to place them on a chess board to defeat Albert Einstein in 4 moves. His perfection is unmatched as is his talent for humor easily teaching Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor , Chris Rock how to be funny right after he taught Will Farrell how to drive a stock car after lapping Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon and Mario Andretti In a race across earth which is the sole reason for total eclipses after he kicked the moon out of his way. He is the only reason NFL players have to wear pads because after he dunked on Shaq He ran straight out of the stadium on to the field where he knocked the man gene out of Tom Brady while he was showing Vince Lombardi how to coach. We warn that he isn't currently armed but he surely dangerous according to Will Smith who starred in factual film of how Mr. Chapman saves the world from an alien invasion. Be on the lookout for a silver Delorian with a flux capaciter that was used in the based on his true journey about time travel which Michael J Fox starred in the roll as Mr. Chapman in movie Back to the future.
We need to capture this incredible being so our future is never in doubt as a species. Please Phone us at 19005551212 with information to receive your reward.
Thank you for your attention in this serious matter
Thefullofshittimes
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
a monkey escapes from the miami zoo and throws bananas from a tree Mario a monkey from the Miami Zoo has escaped last Friday from his cage when he escaped, he threw bananas at people from all over Los Angeles. This has led to a video called "banana rain going viral" right now this little criminal monkey is found in prison.
-
2
octopus teaches math at harvard They hire octopus to teach math at harvard, the octopus is called arnold and it is said that he is paid 3000 dollars per class. here are some images