Man marries gorgeous woman but what he finds out infuriates him.
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Mike Loveless of Mitchell Indiana was in a desperate situation to find a wife after divorcing ex-wife of 24 yrs because of hygiene issues. Mike was searching for a woman that would accept his love and that wasn't really picky because Mike has a really bald head. After years of search he finally met the love of his life! Her name is Missy Smooch Smooch Jr. she's a little rough but that's the way Mike like it. When u make her happy she slobbers all over the place. She poops bigger poops than Mike, according to an eyewitness account. She likes long walks on the beach while listening to Metallica. We can all say shes very unique! Mike said he loves all these qualities, but what he found out shocks him to the core! By meeting her, it wasn't the woman he was expecting. The woman Mike was dying to meet was eat meatballs which Mike hated so much... like he really hated them! So he left her.
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