19 Year Old Student Found Dead in Margate Home
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In the early hours of the 12th February, a young student was found dead in his Margate home.
Forensic Pathologists confirm that the student was, in fact, asphixiated after overdosing on Aldi name brand microwaveable burgers. A transaction history check of the student's bank account suggests that young man spent over £300 on the burgers over the past week.
Officers were called to the scene when neighbours smelled the overpowering stench of beef stock eminating from the student's residence. First Attending Officer PC Tony Flakes stated: "I've never smelled anything bloody like it! You could smell it from down bloody road!" He continued, "When we finally got the door open, we were bombarded by what appeared to be empty Rustlers packets; I would estimate around 50."
Crime Scene Investigators describe a bloated corpse, again with the distinct smell of beef stock, laying on the sofa, with an ice cold burger in its hand. The CSI's also noted a double-wide chest fridge, filled with Aldi name brand microwaveable burgers.
As a result of this needless death, many have raised questions over the standards of these burgers. As of writing, Aldi have not commented on the incident.
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