Swedish Chef Molests Eeyore

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A disheveled Swedish Chef was arrested earlier today for crimes against nature, corrupting youth, and animal buggery. Young Eeyore, only a few years old, reported the abuse to an older Eeyore. "Mr Chef kept yelling Bork! And touching me inappropriately" said young Eeyore while clutching his Timmy Sheep friend.

Charges have been filled with the minister of creature affairs and a press conference is expected soon. Stay tuned to this developing story.

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