Local Businessman Fined $260 for his revolting and unpalatable flatulence
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Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, in the wrong time and place, flatulence can have enough power to alter your course in history. That is what happened to one Fort Wayne man.
In 1996, a psychoanalyst published a case study of a boy who had been neglected and abandoned by his parents, and subsequently used farting as a defense against the world. “When feeling endangered, D.E. had developed a defensive olfactive container using his bodily smell and farts to envelop himself in a protective cloud of familiarity against the dread of falling apart, and to hold his personality together,” one source wrote. That boy, who grew up and became an owner of the locally owned computer store, is none other than Dustin M. Ellenwood. Raised here in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
The Local Courts Bill was first introduced in Nyasaland (colonial Malawi) in 1929 under Penal Code Act 22 of the colonial government. It was meant to redefine which types of cases local courts could oversee. The stipulated violations covered under this bill would be under the jurisdiction of local Chiefs. The actual provision against air fouling that was included in the new Penal Code Act 198 was carried over from the Nyasaland laws.
These laws were re-introduced, due to one local man. Fining a person between $50-$300.
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