BREAKING NEWS: Megan Lytle Taking Sick Day
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July 3, 2017 (Indianapolis - AP) - Unidentified sources are reporting that Megan Lytle, Director of District & Local Readiness and purported Master of the Universe, is taking a sick day today, the day before a state holiday.
Craig Smith said to have sent her several emails, none of which had been returned. "Usually when she doesn't return emails that means she's going to be out sick that day," Smith said in an exclusive interview.
Sources close to this story are reporting her staff may need to work from the warehouse the rest of the day.
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