Warrants Issued For Canadians In Child Porn Ring Investigation

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According to the RCMP, as part of an investigation in to a massive ring of child porn that stretches across the mostly desolate country. We have received a full list of those to be indicted, and the amount of Canadians involved is truly staggering.

RCMP spokesman Robert Johnson of the Alberta office had this to say:
"We here at the RCMP are incredibly discooraged with the aboot 90 people involved. Arrests will be starting on the west cost in an area aboot Victoria. These offenders were observed talking aboot and sharing images through a chat medium called Discord."

Discord did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

And a full list of the names of the individuals:
Brad McGraw
Kevin M. Ray
Nathaniel M. Randall
Samuel G. Park
Cletus Colvin  
Kelly Kjos  
Clement Calabrese  
Warren Wold  
Felton Fowkes  
Lenard Lorusso  
Clayton Crossman  
Hilton Hamdan  
Dirk Dallman  
Hans Harkness  
Benjamin Bernal  
Jesus Jurgensen  
Armando Alldredge  
Harris Hobart  
Laurence Lineman  
Rocco Rosenbloom  
Jesse Jeanlouis  
Zachariah Zupan  
Romeo Ramsey  
Everette Everette  
Claud Culley  
Elroy Eager  
Dominique Dipasquale  
Waldo Wenzl  
Randal Rein  
Wallace Watkins  
Karl Klingman  
Connie Carvalho  
Leonard Lybrand  
Darwin Daly  
Valentine Villescas  
Domenic Drews  
Jacques Jarvie  
Jordon Jilek  
Jorge Jarrells  
Filiberto Fitzpatrick  
Amos Armand  
Danny Deeds  
Maria Mickle  
Jarrod Junge  
Coy Culligan  
Guillermo Gongora  
Dana Drum  
Willy Wheeless  
Eusebio Everton  
Brice Blackmer  
Malcolm Morehouse  
Sidney Stender  
Dusty Dicks  
Augustine Anstett
Aron Acree  
Preston Prichett  
Cletus Capozzi  
Paul Patterson  
Lawrence Lofgren  
Josue Jacobson  
Shelby Scarpelli  
Rayford Replogle  
Bernardo Bring  
Seymour Spiess  
Jordan Juares  
Terry Tietz  
Alexis Alonzo  
Gino Graybeal  
Gregg Garret  
Willian Wambach  
Manuel Metivier  
Stacy Sidhu  
Asa Armstead  
Joshua Jonson  
Darell Downs  
Marquis Mcconnaughy  
Chadwick Costner  
Erik Exner  
Brooks Beery  
Garrett Gummer  
Forrest Fraizer  
Steven Stinson  
Winfred Walsh  
Jonah Jasinski  

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